Quoth the Writer...
"Re-upholster your furniture using old underpants which have lost their gussets.
Note: If you have lost the extraneous pieces of old underpants and mysteriously retained the gussets, sew them together and use them to strain yoghurt."
Kaz Cooke, 'The Little Book of Household Madness.'
posted by Emma @ 2:04 pm
3 Comments:
I love the little boo of household madness. I used to have it in my car to read at traffic lights.
And I have since discovered that potato juice is actually quite palatable, particularly when mixed with apple juice.
Stupid comments that I can't edit. That's the Little Book of Household Madness.
Boo!
says Rian, pausing. And then,
kayaaaa!
Were the gussets for Rian, my Emma love?
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