Have/Have Not

While in Sweden, I have:

• Blushed and stammered my way through several encounters with Swedes. I simply cannot maintain my confidence when I have no idea of what to say to people.
• Eaten far too much chocolate. But it's dark, so it doesn't count.
• Learned that thermal pants are vital to my survival, no matter how much they make Jes laugh.
• Discovered Angel. Oh my, but he is a handsome boy.
• Found snow pretty on many many occasions.
• Realised that I'm living with my girlfriend. Woah.
• Made a joke about burying a dead body under ice then watched a news story about police finding a body under ice.
• Eaten at an Aussie themed restaurant and sniggered at paintings of emus.
• Socialised more than I thought I would.
• Gloated time and time again over the fact that I'm avoiding Commonweath Games trouble.
• Got songs from Swedish Eurovision finalists firmly stuck in my head.
• Eaten Vegemite every day.
• Had a snowball fight, much to the disapproval of a man walking behind Ash and I.

Have not:

• Learned any Swedish other than 'Tack' and 'Banan.'
• Called work. I'm sure they'll be flat out and I don't want to pester them.
• Done any constructive writing. I'll get to it.
• Died from the cold. Again, woah.
• Been surprised by cars driving on the 'wrong' side of the road. Perhaps I'd be slightly more shocked if I drove myself.
• Lost anything. I'm actually organised for once in my life.

I have more to add, but my traitor brain can't think of them at this point in time. God bless the edit button.