Warning: This Post May Get You Injured
The top ten things to say to Connex inspectors who ask you for your ticket:
- I will not tolerate your insolence!
- The voices in my head told me I didn't need one for the Mothership.
- Ke?
- I'm actually an android, and the Connex website told me I could travel for free.
- Come closer, I'm about to chuck.
- Do you have a ticket?
- No, thanks.
- It's against my religion.
- Can I jig for my fare?
- I AM SPARTACUS!
posted by Emma @ 7:14 pm
3 Comments:
No, I am Spartacus!
Also, let there be pooooorrrrnnnn!
I wish you'd told me this before I got that big arse ticket!
Ha ha ha... the first one wins. Love it. *grin*
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